Boris Karloff

A limey cocksucker who can burn in hell and doesn't deserve to smell Bela Lugosi’s shit. But seriously Karloff’s great.

Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Boris Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care.

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Vlad the Impaler

The male sex organ used to eject semen and urine out.

More commonly know as a "penis".

Vlad the Impaler invaded the Ottoman Empire.

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The Depregnater

Terminating a pregnancy via stairs.

After Chris got Sara pregnant, he tossed her down the depregnater.

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