drama-dary

1. A portmanteau of the words "drama" & "dromedary", humorous in invention. Used to suggest a person who has the apathetic, flat affect of a camel; yet continually causes recurring drama sandstorms in their immediate vicinity in order to feel better about their lowly station in life.

Erek: "Did the drama-dary text you about me?"
Evan: "Yeah, she was playing it off like it was nothing, but kept texting about the shit for two hours. Mixed signals and head games, my friend."