Cutie pie

You! You are a cutie pie!!

Some jealous rat: EW! (Your name here) is ugly.
Your crush: They're a cutie pie!

Creepy crusty dusty old man

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!