zxasqwcvdferbnghtymjkuilop

When you are SO FUCKIN BORED that you type the entire keyboard, in twos, from left to right, bottom to top.

Get back to homework.

I typed zxasqwcvdferbnghtymjkuilop!!!! I hAz SmArTnEzZeS!!!!!1111!1!1!

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501

The area code for central and western Arkansas.

Some Arkansan: I'mma gunna call duh Walmarts phone numbuh. Whut wuz it again?
Siri: Finding recipes for Wall Street Chili.
Another Arkansan: It started wif 501, but I (sounds like aye) don'tn't know whut duh resht of it wuz.

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$48.00

The insane, overinflated price of an urbandictionary sweatshirt. I mean, come on, who would buy that unless it had porn virus or cornteen on it?

I paid $48.00 for a goddamn sweatshirt! I'm filthy rich!

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$25.00

The cost of an Urban Dictionary mug, as of 2020.

Rich ass person: I want to buy a $25.00 mug. Where can I find one?
Aaron Peckham: *Throws mugs at the rich ass*

$24.00

The cost of an Urban Dictionary neck gaiter. There are easier and cheaper ways to die from suffocation.

CDC: Let's all go buy neck gaiters from Urban Dictionary, stating "Cornteen" on them! Only $24.00

humanish

Part gendered human and part other things. A very rare and exotic being, only a few known to exist.

A humanish is a very uncommon species.

firstname lastname

What your name turns in to when the news station forgets your name. Family members include lastname firstname, firstname bunchofnumbers, null null, John Doe, and name here name here.

Hi! I'm firstname lastname, according to the news.