KryptoNike

The worst brand of shoes that don't even last a couple of days and can cause dangerous blisters

My feet hurt like hell, must have been due to the KryptoNikes I'm wearing

2👍 1👎

Gork

A gentleman orkutiya (gentleman+ork): one who hides his flirting skills behind a veil of sophistication

Even though he's such a gork, I love the way he praises women on social networks

4👍 22👎

TWYF

That's What You Feel - a one-sided perception of things

A: It's all my fault. B: TWYF