Mechanic Jeff

An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.

"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."

office kevin

Any newly promoted person to a supervisory position who wears a sweat stained lanyard with his badge on it accompanied by a button up shirt two sizes to small and who smells of Chile Cheese Fritos.

I found Office Kevins lanyard next to the snack machine.