Hunchsnack of Notre Dame

After a man cums inside of a woman on her period, let the peppermint swirl creampie slide out into the man’s palm - then sling shot it into the woman’s mouth. She will be satisfied and the nearest 700 year old cathedral will spontaneously ignite.

Best if prepared “to-go” in a high speed train bathroom.

“No cafes were open so I had to make my girlfriend a Hunchsnack of Notre Dame to-go. Sucks about the church.”