homophobe

Someone who refuses a handjob from a gay man

Gay man: hey want a handjob
Homophobe: no i'm fine, my girlfriend is watching us
Gay man: FFFFAAAARKKKKIIIIN' HOMOPHOBE

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Aggy

A vicious type of Saber-toothed hunchback that inhabits the Ural Mountains. While this is its native habitat Aggys have been known to live outside of Europe even in Australia. One such Aggy was discovered by a famous ex-KGB spy and master of disguise Ryksvell Fyttsgerrg while using the alias Guy Burnside (whereupon he did remark in his video diary "very strange to see Aggy outside Russia will study habits of such an anomily but in meantime continue pretending to be Australian child). As is the cunning nature of an Aggy it had worn down its sabre-teeth and used the pseudonym 'eggy' to diguise it's true nature and fit into a human society. The Aggy is well know throughout eastern Europe for its ferocity and habit of living in caves and being covered in a thin layer of fur. If confronted by an Aggy under no circumstances fight it unprepared as the only way to kill one is with a chiropractor through the heart.

Ryksvell Fyttsgerrg: my god a real Aggy, in Australia?
Eggy (clever hunch disguise for Aggy): wft are you talking about you retard
Ryksvell Fyttsgerrg: very clever Aggy, i'll get you one day

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