feather

1)a very useful tool for bulimic girls.
2)an object that is often in the stream of one's breath while they snore.
3)the act of recalling your last meal.

We found a feather up Aunt Cybil's ass, but that sure ain't where it came in.

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frosting the pastry

1) Oral sex in Kansas.
2) The act of applying cake frosting to one's own ass.

"Those two dykes must be tired after frosting the pastry all night."

faulty crop-sprayer

1)In North by Northwest, the plane giving Cary Grant a hard time.

2)A prostate that no longer functions

"Get that there piece o shit out of my barn."

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