Nick

Nick is one outstanding programmer. When you see his code, you get a hard-on. Girls wanna be him, other men want to be him.

Being around him is like listening to rain fall. It calms your soul and makes you happy to be alive.

He is so funny, you pee your pants. If you are a girl, you better invest into some good quality anti-wrinkle cream, cause all the smiles and laughter will give you some massive crow's feet.

He's the most awesome person you will encounter and if you are lucky to really know him, you will realise life was is worthless without him.

Nick, you are a douche, but I love you anyway