Key Bunny

A pair of keys attached by a one segment chain that then resembles a rabbit, the two keys serving as ears…

“To get into my house you’ll need this Key Bunny.”

Doink

A utter fool and a menace to everyone around them this person deserves everything that comes to them

They are stupid in all fault of their own

“What would you call Josh?”
“He’s a total Doink”
“Aw man, so I should avoid him?”
“Yep”