Chris

A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed

Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!

Christopher Gonzalez Bonilla

A weirdo who tries to lure girls in through email...

A wild Christopher Gonzalez Bonilla appears!
Everyone: Simp!

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