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When your out playing golf, and somebody loses their putter cover..You pick it up and put it on your Dick like a cock sock...Then return it to its owner.
Hey bro I picked up yourThe ScottsDale.
When you have sex with a girl and she's on her period. She takes the tampon out and throws it underneath your bed without your knowledge and you find it 6 months later.
Damn bro you room is a mess, is that a hollypop on the floor?
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When your buddy cockblocks you while he wears a Beanie. More often than not he wears it the entire time he is banging out the girl you worked on all night.
Damn bro, Dont beanie block me.
Testiclipse means when you are watching a solar eclipse through your blacked out eclipse sunglass and your friend sneaks up behind you and gives you a Nut Tap.
I was watching the moon pass in front of the sum and all of a sudden my balls were in my throat. I didn't realize it was the testiclipse. Ow! My testicles!