Vagonnaise

The white, frothy mixture of male and female cum after a long night of sex. Usually it is very prominent in the pubic hair region of the male partner. It makes for a wonderful natural lubricant.

"Man, I banged this chick last night til my cock hurt! There was vagonnaise everywhere!"

"Mmmm... I love vagonnaise!"

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The "Miyagi"

The sexual act that resembles the crane kick in the original Karate Kid. A man stands on one leg and uses his other to "toe fuck" a woman while she is giving him head. Arms must be out to maintain balance. When the man is finished he then procedes to administer said crane kick to the womans face. Bonus points for having a blond wearing a cobra kai outfit perform this act.

Can I stay at your place tonight?" I tried the "Miyagi" on the Mrs. and apparently she isn't into that sort of thing!

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