Plantfaced

Congratulations, you had either a Stroke or Brain Aneurism. If you believe this is the term and not "Faceplanting" you may want to see a doctor or a Altero-Dimensionologist

James: Hey Prudence, did you hear Nubey Plantfaced?

Prudence: Do you mean Faceplant?

James: Sorry, mistyped.

Prudence: We're talking right now...

*James wipes forehead*

Prudence: Don't wipe my forehead

Pulling a Kascinde

Coming out on top despite everything being against you.

Hey Dave. Did you think Alan is Pulling a Kascinde or will he fall hard?