tyluritto

When you are eating a buritto, then you decide you have to drop a deuce, but the buritto is so good that you can't put it down so you take it into the bathroom with you to eat on the toliet.

Buritto!? Nah, this is a tyluritto. It's coming with me to the shitter.

Jiz Plate

When you buy a license plate on Ebay just to paint it the same color as your car, then you put a material-wasting, sad paint job on it, just to have some newb steal it and paint it pink. Then you assume the guy stole it because you are convinced that he wants you and took it home to jiz on it.

Dude, my license plate just got jacked, now it's somebody's jiz plate!!!

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