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Prima: Yo, I just got into Harvard, full ride
Secunda: No funny?
Prima: I'm deadass.
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Something that is usually stolen by a rabid nigga.
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A useless and tainted pile of skin wrapped around an equally useless and tainted clown-painted vagina.
that lette got raped during the opening hours of the juggalo holocaust. thank god.
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Short for "double-barrel shotgun", it is THE weapon of a redneck, possibly passed down from his great-great grand-daddy who, due to inbreeding is from both sides of the family, because it does not break, and they've been around for god damned ever.
Redneck, holding his trusty-double barrel: GET OFF MY PROPERTY, YOU DAMN KIDS!
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A SWAT Raid is when you and everyone else in the house are awake, except for one person. You and everyone else stack up against the wall, have 2-3 others go into either the closet or some other doored-off room connected to the room where the sleeper is sleeping (for instance, a bathroom connected to the bedroom) and have them synchronize with you. Once everyone is ready, give them Nerf Guns, or, if you're sadistic, Airsoft Guns and shout "SWAT RAID, HANDS UP!" And have the SWATTERS hiding within the room pop in with the main group outside the door. Then, as you wake the sleeper, start unloading your ammo on him. A good swat raid usually ends with everyone's weapon empty, and a shitload of welts on the victim.
Steve: Why is Bob so pissy today?
Mike: OH GOD it was great, we pulled a swat raid on his lazy ass...
Steve: Now that's fucked up.
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