sexercise

Fitness work done towards pertaining the chance to engage in physical sexual intercourse.

Not to be mistaken with exercise undertaken while participating in fornication.

Rob - Dude you've been hitting the gym a lot recently
Mike - Yea well you know got the sexercise in
Rob - Oh yeah when's Betty coming over
Mike - about 8

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Pocket Profit

The money/change you find in your wallet, purse, pocket or even handbag that you forgot you had.

Money you have discounted as spent but is still in your possession.

Seems like an addition to your wealth when rediscovered.

Hey man hows your day going?

Pretty good just made £5 pocket profit :D

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