Himdigestion

One you've got an upset stomach from swallowing too much cum.

"Is it true that you sucked off the whole football team?"
"Yeah and now I've got terrible Himdigestion"

Faptism

A right of passage for a choir boy.
The first time a Priest ejaculates on the face of one of his choirboys.

Sean "Patrick, were you Faptised last night?"
Patrick "Yes Sean, I had my first Faptism, I even got some in my eye"