Spaz Chariot

The Wheelchair/shopping basket combo provided by some supermarket stores so that the partially disabled can shop.

Normally a standard motorised wheelchair type design with handlebars and a small shopping basket holder at the very front.

For obvious reasons, the 'spaz chariot pilot' is often a subject of ridicule. "Zoooooooom" "whooooosh" noises as they slowly cruise past you in the aisles are mandatory.

Check it out, that dudes cruising the spaz chariot like a demon!

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Boxocide

Essentially, the PC Hardware Equivelant of suicide. A term used to explain circumstances in which the user is not the cause of a hardware meltdown and it can only be thought that the computer itself is responsible for it's demise.

"Howcome you're not online?"
"Oh man, My PC Committed Boxocide."

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