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Porterville

The butt hole rim of California populated by mostly mexicans. Where white people are left with only memories of better times before their son developed a meth addiction and their daughter became a cowboy. The town so small and insignificant, that when describing its location you must refer to other small towns around it.

-"Where is Porterville?"
"Do you know where Visalia is?"
-"No."
"What about Bakersfield?"
-"Yes"
"Okay, it's just north of Bakerfield..."

by Hycus Tiberius O'Brallaghan March 21, 2016

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