Porterville

The butt hole rim of California populated by mostly mexicans. Where white people are left with only memories of better times before their son developed a meth addiction and their daughter became a cowboy. The town so small and insignificant, that when describing its location you must refer to other small towns around it.

-"Where is Porterville?"
"Do you know where Visalia is?"
-"No."
"What about Bakersfield?"
-"Yes"
"Okay, it's just north of Bakerfield..."

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Porterville

Town of about 60,000 people in California. Has increased in population dramatically over the last 10 years.
Composed of 60% hispanic, 35% white, and 5% asian,middle eastern.

Where you from?
Porterville

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Porterville Tamale

Using the armpit as means for fornication.

Man, that vagina was so loose, we had to do the Porterville Tamale.

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