Never gonna give you up

What mentally impaired humans say to their victims before they are admitted to a mental asylum.

I’m a friendly stalker. I’m never gonna give you up.

Miss you badly

Missing a guy who is not yours in the first place. Homebreakers typically use this to lure stupid husbands and boyfriends. Someone else’s husbands and boyfriends. It’s a bad type of missing someone.

I miss you badly,Is your wife away?

Inf8nity

Life is finite and death is inevitable. Live your best life.

Move it , there may be no tomorrow, what you talkin about inf8nity..

Laidla

Someone who is desperate to get laid and goes after men, anyone is a fine catch. They scout online and lay traps to get laid as no one in real life is interested in them.

Are you laidla? Nice to meet you Laidla.