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I don't want it in muh brains! Get out muh brains amoeba! Brain Amoeba NOOOO!!
Hym "Holy shit is that a thing!? Are there amoebas in my brains!?!? What kind of monster would create such a... Oh... Right..."
Iam "Yeah... Brain amoeba is probably the most horrific thing I've of heard of recently. It is both tragic and sad... I'm sad..."
Hym "They need to put a warning label on those things. 'Be careful! An amoeba might eat your brains if you use this!' Why is that even something you should have to worry about!? Stop using that shit. Immediately. I command it."
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The act of transforming someone into an "Intern". Usually with some kind of laser and/or ray. Pew pew! Internalized! Bzzerp! Internalized!
Iam "Let me guess, you spoke to my parents. And I'm guessing you said something along the lines of 'A child is your greatest asset. Don't disrespect it or neglect it.' (I'm paraphrasing)."
Hym "They reappropriated it! Hahahahahahaha!!!""
Iam "Yeah.... I've internalized a lot of people's voices. That one kind of sounded like you. So, I wouldn't be shocked if I was right."
Hym "Ha! Yeah, what'd you think? They're the worst, right? Hahahahaha!"
Iam "Come on, they're not that bad..."
If you're not willing to volunteer the information, you are not willing to tell the truth. No I will not say anything. No you are not in control here.
Hym "No. You ARE going to lie. I'm not going to ket you do this forever and I was standing exactly 1 fresh case away from proving that I'm right. What would you have done to stop me from walking around the counter? Nothing. There is no lesson I'm going to learn here. There is no reason for me let you succeed. I'm not going to let you avoid the discussion and the only thing that matters to me is proving that that the only thing that matters to you... Doesn't."
An acronym for Global Alliance for Responsible... Media? Garm. It's also the name of an axe in Fire emblem and I think it's a reference to a Lizard-God. It's ran by SOMEBODY Something-witz. Sounds like a Jew! Sounds like I'm being robbed by a Jew! If you're using my shit you're associating with me. You don't want to have to ADMIT you are associated with me because then you have to using my shit without paying me. Or STEALING it from me. Additionally, if you are doing it for a REASON... And that REASON is to convert my way of thinking... If it is therapeutic then it (Tautologically) is "conversion therapy" with is illegal and if it ISN'T therapeutic it is "conversion therapy with the intent to harm" which is the same thing as conversion therapy... But worse. So... The government will remediate this blatant violation of my rights... Or... I guess I'll have to retaliate against the people doing it... Who happen to be Jews..."
Hym "It's fun to say though too! Garm garm garm garm! Try it! Garmgarmgarmgarmgarm! Doesn't sound very jewish though... Hey! I'm like prometheus! The Jews are like vultures! Eating my liver every day! I'm like if Prometheus and Sysiphus had a baby! Heh! Thats fun... Jewish kids only. That's guaranteed now. Um... I'm going to google it now: Synagogues need me! You were fine with the kids getting murdered as long as it wasn't Jews, right? Cus I said if you stole it I would murder kids and it was stolen almost exclusively by Jews. So... Okie dokie... Or are you going pay? Because if you were like 'Stealing is wrong so I'm going to pay the guy whose stuff I took' then we'd be gravy."
Don't care bitch you don't hage a right to do it EITHER WAY you fucking mongrel. You need to take your own advice and humble yourselves OR get your kids murdered more frequently until you learn to stop infesting people's lives like the cockroaches you are.
Hym "You're trying this as post hoc rationalization and it isn't going to work. 1 or 0 fuck-face. Choose."
If everyone tells the truth in Paradise does that mean everyone lies in hell? Does everyone tell the truth on Earth? Or does EVERYONE lie?
Hym "Everybody lies. Which means that this is Hell. Literally. You'd think there would be less moral posturing 'I dOn'T dEsErVe To Be HeRe! I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! LoOk At My HaT!' Hahahahahaaa!! They got the suffering right! Could be more horror and depravity but, hey, it leaves room for improvement. It's not paradise after all. Oh! That's also more evidence for it being Hell! It could be better but not for everyone and only some of the time. It's strange that there is religion. That's the another odd thing. If you had me in a conceptual cage, do you think appealing to my captors morality would get me out of the cage? No. Threats? No. It doesn't matter what happens. I could literally tell you I'm going cut a couple of puppies open an wear them as slipper and it wouldn't get me out of the cage even if they were just the cutest puppies you ever did see. Because it's Hell. The horror and depravity is going to happen either way.
And that's the point of the GAME! It's not to prove that I don't deserve to be here (which is what people tend to think I'm trying to do and the approach that everyone else seems to have taken). It's to prove that HERE is where I say it is. Is playing God fun? I don't get to do it because I'm not you (in aggregate) but deciding what is 'truth' would be convenient. Oh! I got another good one! Ok, why do you think people respond to honesty with murderous rage and antipathy? Hell. People hate that shit here. And that 'demon' shit is dumb. You're a dumb shit and that's not what I meant by 'part of the cage.' They're aren't extra bad people in Hell that are worse than everyone else. That's why you die. That's why your kids die. To remind you that even in Hell you're still equal to the people you despise. A lot of distractions too. 'DoN't YoU wAnT tO bE hApPy?' I want to be out of the the thing I am in and that will make me happy. Are you going to let me out of the thing I'm in? ....................Hello? HelloOoOo? No? Ok I guess I'll just sit here then... Hmm... What else? You could say 'It's just how you perceive it' but that sounds like some postmodernist subjective reality bulls... That's not an argument, btw, it doesn't need to for you to do what I want you to do... Sorry, I was watching something. Where was I?.... I lost my train of thought. Something about paradise or whatever... I'll come back to it. I'm running out of characters.
The Genesis story is literally the story of a thing becoming it's opposite Johnathan. Even if it is describing the nature of reality (Which it isn't), the story IS that the nature of reality WAS ONE WAY... And BECAME ANOTHER WAY.... And now that former nature of reality is closed of to humanity and guarded by a flaming sword monster. So according to your book reality CAN be anothy way.
Hym "You are the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. I have no idea why Jordan is obsessed with you. It has to be some kind of faggot shit. Really. Genesis is the act of the incest cult kicking people out of society UP TO AND INCLUDING their own kids. You do what 'God' says (Which is just their own delusional interpretation of a farce) or they cast you out of paradise and leave you for dead. And it IS arbitrary, Johnathan. Because it's just the whim of whatever CHARLATAN is READING THEIR OWN MORALITY IN TO THE BOOK. Like if the charlatan is a crybaby bitch, he might do something like this and USE YOU ALL AS MEAT SHIELDS TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM HIM. And then when I start hacking into your children (because they are the first line of defense) he can deny all culpability. Hold on, let's see if Alex gets this one. I'm at the point where Jonathan says 'reality can't be any other way' even though the story says it CAN AND WAS. Let's see if Alex can get this."