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coming from the title of Lupe Fiasco's upcoming album "Lasers" are the opposite of losers.
"Lasers shed light on injustice and inequality. Losers stand by and let things happen. Lasers act and shape their own destinies. Lasers find meaning and direction in the mysteries all around them. Lasers stand for love and compassion Lasers stand for peace. Lasers stand for progression. Lasers are revolutionary. Lasers are the future. We will not lose beause we are not losers, we are Lasers!"
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Where we'd be if we did'nt have gun powder.
Cory: And where would we be if the Chinese had'nt invented gunpowder?
Jamie: Lasers...
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a combination of laters and a loser
'i dont understand what you are saying'
'lasers'
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The feeling of an impending bowel movement.
Sorry officer, I was speeding because I've got lasers.
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Synonym for "cool". Used especially when one wants to draw attention to one's own dorkiness, as this term itself is dorky. For instance, one could use it to describe something which is cool only because oneself is a dork.
Alice: Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"
Bob: hahaha laser!
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A technology that is useful for creating high-intensity, coherent, unidirectional light.
It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
To understand how a laser works you need to learn quantum mechanics and atomic and nuclear physics.
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what should be 'freaking' attached to the heads of sharks in Dr. Evils lair, but he has ill tempered sea bass instead
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