Random
Source Code
Random
Yeah, no, we're pretending the retard is better. That's what we're doing right now. It doesn't matter that it lost a ton of money pt the "hate speech" is up (not a real thing btw) Elon = Good. X = Better now. That is the thing you have to say for them to give you money. He's saving America. He saved America just there. Did you see it? Did you see him save America just there? That's what we've decided has happened here.
Hym "Donnie boy, Donnie boy... The pipes, the pipes are calling... And because you're gay... The pipes, the pipes could be considered a euphemism for weiners... Do you hear- Er, wait, you would have to or else you wouldn't be gay... Like, you would have to hear the pipes calling to you, right? If the euphemism tracks then yeah.... It's silly to ask... But, yeah, no you have to shill for him and/or be a tomato can... It's also just a banal question... You guys have to evolve your coverage a bit. They're in full reality denial mode. They've receded into solipsism. You need to take a hardline stance on non-subjectivism. What constitutes 'hate speech' is subjective. You need to pivot hard not non-subjectivism. It's the only play. You guys gotta hurry it the fuck up. Election season is coming up and if you're not going to shut up and let me do it you need to do it right."
An anachronistic way to die in the modern era.
Hym "I miss spears..."
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us ð¤·"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
1👍 2👎
AHA! HOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT! THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS! I LOVE THIS GUY! HE'S ONLY SAID 4 WORDS!!!
Paul "Yas es good summary"
Hym "PFFFTTT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Ah shit you spit Redbull everywhere! God damn it. (This one is sponsored by redbull)"
Hym "Ha! That's great! I agree. That was a good summary but it's hilarious that you said it that way.... Hoo.... Shit... I'm lightheaded... I laughed so hard I'm lightheaded right now..."
Iam "Man... I'm going to grab a wet rag..."
Hym "Grab me another Redbull while you're at it."
Too good to keep Marvel characters the same race as in the comic books but not too good to make a "The villain is evil because they are compensating for having a small dick" joke.
Example 1
Disney writers are hacks and whoever wrote that small dick remark deserves to get raped by a small dick.
Example 2
Disney writers "Please no! Why are you raping me!?"
Rapist "I'm compensating for my small dick"
Disney is the literal Parental Dictatorship I've been talking about.
Disney "Hey, bud. Whatcha got there?"
Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."
Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."
Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."
Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."
Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."
Hym "Ok, I'll stop ð"
Iam "Hey, where did all our trash bags go?"
Hym "Huh? I donno."
Iam "We had 2 almost full boxes."
Hym "I bet those bastards who cam over stole them."
Iam "No way? Would they seriously do something like that?"
Hym "What is with people stealing our shit all the time!? We can't catch a break!"
Iam "Seriously, who does that!?"
How you niggas is gonna let these mothafuckas do me
Hym "You niggas is really gonna let them do me like that?"
Iam *sigh* ".....They don't like that you want to kill their God monster...."
Hym "ð Defeatð I want to defeat the God beast"
Iam "You said k..."
Hym "I KNOW WHAT I SAID!"
Iam "......At least we can take solace in the fact that we were right about a lot of things...."
Hym "You- I ... Shut up! Just shut up!"
Iam "....................."
Hym *sucks teeth* "Bloody bastards!....."