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The creative's creative

Who is it? It's me! I am Hym.

Hym "I'm the creative's creative. You don't HAVE to watch.... Anymore... And it's more than just representation. People found it compelling enough to include in their work. I'm not claiming it is more than it is, you're claim it's less. It's not more than it is and neither are you. And that's fine. That's your opinion. Your opinion is wrong but... Alright 🤷 ♂️ You can say you hate it. Good. I'm glad I can be a herpe on the pussy of life. It's letting you fuck it.

You're tearing it up man. Does it feel good? Anything I can do for you? Rub your back while you thrust? You getting warm? Should I spritz you with the water bottle. Throw you some money? But that herpe is just... THERE ain't it? Stop looking at it. Just ignore it and keep thrusting. You're already in. You already got it. But that shit is tight! Oof! Man, but that herpe is just pulsating ain't it? Don't matter. Look at her. She's loving it! And people have gotten paid for less. You can say that you DON'T hate it. That's cool too. Here. ✌ there's a peace sign for you. Did you know that if you type in 'Two' on android one of the auto-correct options if the peace-sign? It works with 'two' AND 'peace'. BUT ☝️👨 🏫 if you type in the NUMBER 2 it gives you dice with the number rolled to show 2. ⚁ See? You learned something. It's high quality and educational. Maybe a little demoralizing but, hey, this is kind of a macabre specticale anyway. A 'violent pornography' if you will (type that into your youtube seach bar). You can explain it away until you're blue in the face but maybe.... Just maybe... If I was going what you were doing she'd like it more... Hehehehehehehe.... Get it? Todd gets it... Heh... 'The creative's creative' "

by Hym Iam February 25, 2023


Rich

Ha! I knew it! Because he wouldn't have ever meant "actually rich."

Hym "Oooooohhhh... So, when you say 'make poor people rich as fast as possible' you MEAN make the 'Global poor', 'American poor'. And it's a conceptual slight of hand because you're using the relative poverty between the American poor and the global poor as justification for the disparity between the American poor and the ultra wealthy. Again. 'But really the American poor are in the top 1% globally! The fastest way to fix climate change is to turn the rest of the world into American style wage slaves! Come on guys! Get me close to your politicians so I can tell them what to do behind your back and reshape the world in my twisted image.' 'Well, you know if you live in America you're in the top 1%, globally.' So, why should we focus on one disparity over the other? If the richest people are doing THE OPPOSITE of what you said and instead of 'doing half ways intelligent things with the money'and are, instead, shooting the money into space... Why shouldn't we just fix that first?"

by Hym Iam January 8, 2023


Not real

That's just an assertion your repeating on a loop.

Hym "Coming from a guy who's like this anti-woke parasite of a comedian who has PARTICIPATED DIRECTLY in the public discourse and has LITERALLY contributed less than I HAVE; the assertion that I'm 'Not real' doesn't really carry a lot of weight. My comedy is better. My THOUGHT is better. The fact that you even consider what you do 'thinking'is an affront to the very concept of thought."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023


None of my business

YOU'RE GOING TO ADDRESS ME OR I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT YOU PIGS.

Hym "And if it doesn't come along with my money and the credit I'm going to do it anyway. IT'S MY LIFE! I TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S FOR YOU TRYING TO TAKE MINE! IF I DON'T MATTER YOUR KIDS DON'T! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY TO THE PARENTS! 'NONE OF MY BUSINESS! OOPS! SORRY YOUR KID IS DEAD!' YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOU DOING THIS TO ME OR I WILL MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR YOU!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024


None of my business

Ukrainian men are dying so you can get fucked by fat cocks you piece of shit.

Hym "Nothing is none of my business. You're a bigot."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024


Rewards

I used to hate rewards programs but this one is alright.

Iam "Yo! Let's go! 9 bucks in my rewards today! Where did that come from? Nice!"

Hym "It's it sad that the only opportunities some people are presented in life are whether or not they want to continue to suffer at the hands of others? The only rewards a timely death?

Iam "What? Yeah... I mean, I guess... Why? That's not like you..."

Hym "WRONG! It's hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Ok... That's what I would expect."

Hym "It was a little forced but, hey, you know what I'm all about"

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022


Ownership

Ohohohoho.... Wait... Don't tell me I have OWNERSHIP of likenesses... That would be hilarious!

Hym "Ownership!? No... Wait! Yes, actually. Pleasepleaseplease tell me I own Jennifer Lawrence! Pleaseplease God, let me own Jennifer Lawrence! 🙏😖 I would literally spare God's life to own Jennifer Lawrence! Ooooh man, I want that more than anything!"

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023