Don't touch that dial

An old term used at the end of a show before a commercial, the 'dial' part referring to old TV's that had dials to change channels. Some shows still use this, and only use it because other shows do. Other shows now use the term 'Don't touch that remote' or something like that.

Don't touch that dial, we'll be back after these messages.

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Deepthroat

1.The alias for the man who gave the anonymous tip to the newspapers in the Watergate scandal that led to President Nixon's resignation. Now confirmed to be W.Mark Felt. He got the name 'Deep Throat' from a pornography movie.
2.For a woman to give a blowjob that almost(or does) touches the back of her throat.

1. "Im so mad, Deepthroat was some old fucker."

2."My baby gave me some great head last night."

"Was she a Deepthroat?"

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Ice-T

The greatest urban, message-sending, unappreciated rapper in the world.

He didn't sell shit in album records, but goddamn he was the shit.

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what

An overused lyric by a rap artist called Lil John who will say what for no reason when hes not even being talked to.

Your avewrage guy talking to Lil John:

Person: Hey can I have your autograph?
Lil John: WHAT?!?!?!

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stand-up pissers

It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.

The stand-up pisser has shit on it.

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Paly

1)A typo for the word play, for people who type too fast.
2)The Paladin class in the game Diablo 2.

1)HEY CUJM DOWN AND LETSH PALY!!!!!!11
2)my paly would totally assrape yours

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9/11

September 11.

See conspiracy.

When the Pentagon was crashed into, he grass around it was smooth enough that you could play golf on it. When planes crash they leave some kind of debris.

None were found at the crash scene.

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