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1. person who is always blushing; unnoticeable if they get a sunburn. They are typically white. Bonus points if they are also ginger or dyed their hair red or green.
2. person with a bad sunburn covering entire body or visible part of body
3. produce item that is often argued about in regards to whether or not they are a fruit or vegetable
4. One of the 3 ingredients in a BLT sandwich
1. My friend is such a tomato that she got a sunburn once and nobody noticed for at least an entire day, including herself.
2. I accidentally fell asleep on the beach yesterday, now I look like a tomato. This pain is unbearable.
3. Person 1: What's your favorite fruit?
Person 2: Tomatoes.
Person 1: That's not a fruit, that's a vegetable!
Person 2: This group of scientists confirmed it as a fruit!
Person 1: But this group of even better scientists classified it as a vegetable!
~Continue argument for an infinite amount of time~
4. A BLT has 3 key ingredients: bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Without any of these 3 ingredients, it simply is not a BLT.
Stands for Bacon Cheese Lettuce Tomato. It is similar to the popular BLT except a BCLT sandwich has the added component of cheese. It is very delicious similar to the original BLT.
Person 1: Hey, want a BLT?
Person 2: I'd prefer a BCLT.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato. It's a BLT with cheese.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! I'm going to make 2 BCLTs then.
If a nut isn't in your favorite food list, we can't be friends, you actual piece of human filth.
When a non transgender woman experiences the female equivalent of finna nut
Person 1: I finna nut.
Person 2: Me too.
Person 1: How can you finna nut as a cis woman?
Person 2: Sorry, I meant that I finna female nut, which is just the female equivalent of finna nut.
Person 1: Ah, I see!
A knot that is underappreciated by many. It is often only associated with committing suicide and depression when it is actually a very useful knot for various other reasons. Having the noose tying skills of a professional, I would recommend anyone to learn how to tie this knot regardless of whether or not they are suicidal.
Person 1: I'm going to tie a noose.
Person 2: But you have so much to live for!
Person 1: Sorry for worrying you, but I am actually tying this noose for fishing and boating purposes.
Person 2: Ah, I see! Nooses are very useful for that sort of thing.
Person 1: Want to go fishing with me? I can teach you how to tie a noose while we're there.
Person 2: Sure, that sounds great.
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When you or someone else with nut allergies accidentally eat an item with nuts in it.
Person 1: Can I have that cookie?
Person 2: Yeah, sure
*Person 1 eats cookie from Person 2*
Person 1: That was the best cookie I've ever had!
Person 2: Thanks, I made them! Wait a minute, I thought you were allergic to nuts.
Person 1: Looks like I just finna nut, call an ambulance! My nut allergies are deadly.
Person 2: I'll do that right away.
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official name of best character in the best movie of all time, the emoji movie
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