performance anxiety

Worries, usually about performing the act of sex or urination, that cause a person to have an inability to properly execute these functions.

"How was your date last night?"
"It was awful!"
"What, no sex?"
"No dude! Jane was so hot, I got performance anxiety. Then she just left."
"Damn, you're a loser, Jon!"

"Hey man! Stop watching me pee! You're giving me performance anxiety"

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taxicab with the doors open

A phrase used to describe a person who's ears stick straight out from their head (at about a 90-degree angle) and are usually quite large in size as well.

Wow! Look at George W. Bush's ears! He's definitely a taxicab with the doors open!

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