twatmonger

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.

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