SCAD scale

Style, Control, Agression and Damage scale of shits.

Approved measure of the International Association of Faecal Matter Operatives.

A scale designed to allow easy, accurate comparison of shits between friends/colleagues/family members. Each category can score a maximum of 10 points, the mean of the 4 categories is the official SCAD score.

Guy comes out of toilet, turns to his colleague and says "I just had a great shit, it was 10/10 on the SCAD scale"

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