Floridian

Most people think: Oh, everyone in Florida is rich or Mexican.

I'M GREEK AMERICAN, AND NOT RICH.

And seriously, my dad is not a retired mafioso... -_-

We know one, though...

Floridian: Hi people...

Skank-bag: YOU'RE RICH. LET'S MUG THEM.

Floridian: WHAT? Ahh, stop attacking me!! I'M POOR.

Skank-bag: She's lying, hit her with your weave, Bill!

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