lukas

lukas is long.

guy: hello, longest lukas.
lukas: go to hell mother fucker.

wingardium leviosa

it be a spell that makes stuff go yeetileedeet and fly.

It’s WINGGARDIUM LEVIOSA not wingardium levioSa

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jude

Jude is a hot man that is bisexual. he has a ginormous penis that is good to suck on when you are sad. he loves to fuck both genders hard but he fucks women harder because he likes it more. if you get really lucky and he says he wants to have sex with you, he will always go rub his penis in the bathroom to get it hard first. but when he finally has sex with you, it is worth the wait.

girl: come on Jude, get in here and fuck me already!
Jude: gimme a sec! I am a Jude, so it takes me a minute to get ready.