Color Spray

A temporary color spray. Jerome Russell makes some good ones. They can be found at Walgreens Pharmacy. But be careful on what your spraying it on, it can get on your clothes, brush, backpack. Anything. Don't touch your hair when you spray it because it'll get on your hands. It's a bitch to clean up. They come in colors like pink, green, blond, white, red, pink, purple, blue, and orange. They'll look sexy on anyone! Even if you think you are ugly.

Today, I used Jerome Russell color spray. It was red and he told me I looked cute.

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Footsy

A game played in Elementary School and Middle School where children try to kick one another's legs under the table. Without get into trouble.

Natalie and Jake where playing Footsy in class. Suddenly, Natalie accidentally kicked Jake in his private area. He wanted to scream because Natalie kicked super hard, but Jake had to hold it in so they wouldn't get into trouble.

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Hugs

Nice things you can get from anyone. Boys, girls, animals, aliens, friends, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your wife, your husband, your hubby, etc. They can be nice and warm and happy. Or quick and friendly. Everybody likes hugs, right?

Austin gave me a hug. Everybody loves hugs.

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Slap Ass Friday

When girls get slapped in the butt by guys. Every Friday it is scheduled. A day when people can slap other people's butts. Girls can slap guys' butts too. Some people do enjoy this day. But it must be very painful for some girls, though.

Today, I noticed it was Slap Ass Friday. I spotted my crush of three years. And As I walked down the hall, I spotted him. Then, I passed by and I quickly slapped his bum with hard, heavy pressure. I could tell he enjoyed it because of his huge smile. It was great pleasure to do that. He blushed as I gave a wink and ran off cafeteria.

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Retarded Typing

A way of typing in which some noobs and dumbasses specialize in. Anyone can type like this. Some do, some don't.

TyPiNG LiKe dIs DOeS NOt MaKE u CoOL iT mAkEs yOu LoOK rEtArDeD!
DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS!
Do Not Capitalize Every Single Word!
D0 n07 u53 57up1d 1337 y0u d4mn n3rd!
Do not u$e $ymbols dumb@$$!
- Retarded Typing

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Butt Hunting

A fun game you play in middle school and high school. You ask your friends to help you find a perfect butt during passing period. You point out butts until your friend says it's nice or something. You just look for a perfect one for your taste.

Austin: Let's go butt hunting!
Me: Okay, shoot.
Austin: Okay how about that butt?
Me: Nah, it's to wide.
Austin: How about the other one?
Me: Nah, it's too old.
Austin: How about the one on the left?
Nah, it's too saggy.
Austin: How about that one?
Me: PERFECT! :D

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d-(^.^)z

A cheerful smiley giving you a thumbs up.

Abby: I got an iPod! (:
Toni: What color? O:
Abby: It's blue. d:
Toni: You're so lucky ! ):
Abby: Don't worry, I'll share it with you. (:
Toni: Yay! d-(^.^)z

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