Him

AKA god, the motherfucker with the biggest set of nuts in town that is fucking cracked at everything he does. this individual also gets an absurd amount of bitches.

Blake: “Dude did you hear that Jack fucked 17 bitches in one week, and then won the chip?”

Trey: “Yeah bro, Jack is Him”

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Him is him he gets all the bitches on earth and all the hoes on earth he can give you anything you ask for because he is him

Joe: OMG Are You Him????!!!
Jack: Yes indeed i am him
Joe: Can I Please Have bitches
Jack: Your Wish Is My Command

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That guy you can not stop thinking about. He drives you insane with his eyes and his hair that falls or sways just right. He makes you smile. Makes you sad too. You think he doesn't care when he claims he does. He makes you pull your hair out but he can also calm you down in the most ragged situation.

"Who are you thinking about?" "Him"

"Whats wrong?" "Nothing" "Was it him?" "..Yes..."

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Him is everything😮 💨
He is your role model, he is your crush, he is your rival, and he is the guy your gf tells you not to worry about. His energy is extra-ordinary, his schlong is long, his eyebrows on point, his eyes are so dreamy, and his height is perfect. Anything is possible with Him. With Him, the vibe is always right‼️

“Ugh, my life is not it🤧 I wanna be Him so bad!”

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Powerpuff Girls' counterpart of Satan. The show hides it by naming it "Him" (Hence, the name) They call the demon "Him" instead of Satan due to children watching it, so they are censoring it, and if they really named it Satan or Lucifer, they will get a strike from parents of the kids who watch it.

It's Him! The creature that is feared by all men.

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pn. pronoun that refers to a male.

Sumbuddy: wy iz dis red stuf al over me sirt?
Guy: You were stabbed by him in the chest.

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A Finnish Metal Band that Rocks!
Not to be confused with the HIM from Chicago that does NOT rock.

Razorblade Romance is a MUST in any respectable Metal collection.

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