Canada Day

1.The day of when Canadian's celebrate their heritage.
-The holiday which everyone forgot to define.

Canada Day is t3h 1337 haxxor.

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God Dammit

What you say when you're frustrated about something. Not 'goddammit', god damn it, 'go ddammit', 'goddamn it', 'god dammit', or anything else like that, god dammit.

Jimmy: You have work tommorow, and a pay cut, and more hours.

Bobert: GOD DAMMIT!!!

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November 11

The Canadian holiday of "Rememberance Day".

Guy 1:"There was a Rememberance Day assembly today! It was kinda boring though!"

I AM Canadian:"Don't be disrespectful to our soldiers who fought for our freedom, or I'll cut ya!"

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Remembrance Day

Dammit, people. This is the holiday from which Canadians remember all the soldiers who died for Canada's freedom. But you should have all known that already.

Canadian 1: Eh!
Canadian 2: Eh!
Canadian 3: Damn, what a long conversation about Remembrance Day!

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Female

A female is the male counterpart of ANY species, not just humans. See also: male. Learn how to define things, e-people.

The unexplainable creature of mystery which no one can figure out, not even the females themselves.

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Redneck

Someone who has a red neck. Plain and simple.

Bob: Hey, you got a sunburn! You Redneck!

Jim: I know man, it's hot out here.

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Canadien

1.The French spelling for Canadian.

2. One who lives in or was born in Canada.

3. The hockey team from Montreal, the Montreal Canadien's.

1. C'est le jour du Canadien.

2. Guy from Quebec: He's a Canadien.
Guy not from Quebec: No, he's Canadian.

3. Hardcore Montreal Canadien's hockey team fan: Le condamner, le Canadien se perdu encore.

Real hockey fan: Fermer la baise en haut, vous le morceau de morceau de Quebecian de merde de merde

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