Random
Source Code

Saint Francis of Assisi

Co-host of "The View," 1998-2001. Best known for having supposedly lost nearly 250 pounds by eating at Subway.

"I'm Bizarro Saint Francis of Assisi!"
"I'm regular Saint Francis of Assisi!"

by I am so bored. January 12, 2005

9👍 29👎


Knifey-Spoony

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

by I am so bored. June 10, 2004

2318👍 166👎