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The only fast food place in the known universe where the lids don't fit the cups correctly.
They make up for it by making some badass cookies.
Guy 1: Dude! What happened?!
Guy 2: I went to grab my drink from the top and the cup fell to the fucking ground, unleashing the flood gates of the Panama Canal onto my new shoes. At least I got a free Subway cookie out of it.
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a place that makes awesome subs but won't help u lose wieght as well as they say.
subway is one of the best places to eat i know of.
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The only restaurant where ducks eat for free.
Let me have the steak fajita sub, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck.
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Someone who has a penis of 1 foot, referring to the foot long sandwich sold in Subway.
Tom: dude my dick is 12".
Graeme: Idk you was a Subway, you legend!
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A restaraunt that serves nutritious sandwiches in two sizes: six inches and foot-long. Their sandwiches, while being somewhat costly, are still delicious and filling.
Subway is not only for the obese.
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One of the greatest places to eat fast food.
The motto is 'Subway Eat Fresh!' but 'Subway: Eat Flesh' sounds more fitting.
Supposedly will make fat people skinny, but that can't happen.
Fat man: Subway makes me feel like I can EAT ANYTHING
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Excellent food chain for fat asses who want to lose weight.
Subway kicks ass
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