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You cum a load into a friend or family member's mouth before they now have to suck the tip and spit it back into the hole
Lets do a French Yogurt
to make yourself cum so hard by a hand movement.
I'm gonna teach Robert how to masturbate
An Atholist is a parent who loves to name their children either after some shit, or just name them with a completely shitty made up one.
Dill: Damn, did you hear what Jeff and Lily named their new born baby?
Chris: Yeah, they named him something like XÃ2051-E05, what fucking Atholist.
A true believer of EDP445 and a worshipper of his work.
Some have even went as far as to make him as their Discord PFP
Friend: bro Other friend is such a EDPeliever, he loves his cupcakes.
Other Other Friend: EDPelievers are on top
the almighty cock possessed by dudes named chad. These cock-i-nators have a 100% guarantee to please a women.
Robert:*soft moan* nice cock chad ;)
Chad: Û\(סּںסּÙ` )/Û
Robert: You weren't lying about your 50 feeter completer
A person who can be described as that one dude who thinks he's better than someone because they ran for 1 mile longer than you did.
Some Dude: Damn Bill is such a fucking Pilkus, He ate no junkfood for a week and now thinks he's hot shit. I'm gonna fuck his girlfriend
some friend: Dude Insert degenerate is not skibidi toilet ohio grimace shake rizz *skull emoji*
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