Maeson

Best person you will ever meet in your life. At first you will find him to be a stupid retard, but he really has a big heart. Many people might find him to be an ugly fuck, even though they are probably edgy teens trying to hate on people like everyone does. If you need any help in life, text him or call him. If you ever find one, talk to him! He is good at making friends and will never stop caring about others. In conclusion, never be afraid to talk to Maesons.

Random Human 1 “Is that a Maeson?”

Random Human 2 “Yep, talk to him! He’s a good friend of mine”

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nimrod.

The best Green Day album.

Listen to nimrod. can’t stress it enough

Making Out

On the last day of the semester, people go to secret spots where no one can see them, and perform this action which is open mouth kissing, involving the tongue.

Many people do this because they won’t see their significant other in a while, so they do this to say goodbye.

Hooman 1: On the last day, I was making out with my girlfriend
Hooman 2: Where did you go?
Hooman 1: Behind storage containers

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ooh aah ooh

this is how to speak sex

human one: how do you speak sex?

human two: like this: ooh aah ooh

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