Math

During sex or your math lesson:

You add the bed,

Subtract the clothes,

Divide the legs,

And pray you don't multiply.

Dude, my girl taught me math last night.

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Golden Boot

When you spray paint a dildo gold. Immediately go to a public place. Find your victim, then go over to them. Scream like a warrior right before you push them over and shove the dildo up their ass

Dude I just got arrested for pulling a golden boot.

Really was she hot

Fuck yeah, that's why I did it

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Sex

The meaning of life.

Sex.

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Hotdog

When the male puts his dick in a hotdog bun, and his partner proceeds to eat it as if it were a hotdog.

“Ouch”
“Whats wrong, bro”
“My girl ate my hotdog last night”
“Damn, with ketchup or mustard?”

Hotdog

When the male puts his dick in a hotdog and his partner proceeds to eat it as if it were a hotdog.

“Hotdog”
“Mustard or ketchup”