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When you be happy and forget everyone's name so you just call them this instead, without apologising.
Me:"Yo, you good Sunshinesprinkletits?"
Mum: "Excuse me son! I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
Grandma: "*gasps in the background then slowly claps her hands*You go sonny!"
When you're checking your work/ a letter you wrote to make sure it is perfect, and then something in it makes you chuckle.
Me: "ey yo bro, I checkled yesterday, ya know what I'm saying?"
Bro: " Right bro?"
Me: "Yeah, Right so I was reading over my work yesterday to make sure it was good and I saw I misspelled a word and I laughed, ya know what I mean?"
Bro: "Yeh bro! That's crazy!'
When you are getting playful with someone and they orgasm at that exact moment.
Baby, last night was really bangerational, but I didn't have much fun
When someone is so unhappy, it stops people from having sex with them.
That person right there is too unfucky, I guess I gotta try someone else.
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Exactly the same as lies but spelt differently!
Me: "Its lies"
Bro: "Noh! *flaps arms majestically whilst holding their tongue out their mouth* It be lyes my Dude"
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When you are getting frisky with someone but then you feel your life is, just all of a sudden, becoming crushed and destroyed.
Baby, if I do, I know I'll be interformulation and I don't want to!