A computer entirely dedicated to porn
My mom almost discovered my cumputer
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The title given to a pimp that is in control of over 100 women
That pimp just became a pimp daddy!
Good for him!
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The latin name for a very large "willie"
Does that animal have a penusis grande?
When you slap a fat Asian man's breasts
I really want to Bong the Gong with that man I met last night at the sushi restaurant.
When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother
Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!
That sucks!
It still felt pretty good though
I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night
The three bills that have had inappropriate relations with women (Bill O'Reilly, Bill Cosby, and Bill Clinton)
The naughty bills are back at it again