Whities

teeth
clean, sparkling white teeth

A: Have you seen what that guy's brother did to his sandwich?

B: No, go away.

A: He took a big bite out of it with his big, shiny whities.

B: He took a bite out of it with his underpants?

A: What? No. His whities. His teeth.

B: Oh. Sure. Go away.

austinning

Noun, Verb

1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"

2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.

1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.

2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!

Woooosh on me,

A phrase used at the beginning of a sentence.

It's used to express the own acknowledgement that what one is replying to could be a joke.

It roughly translates into: "You could be joking, but I believe to have seen enough people who meant similar things. Also, I hate Woooosh-culture and don't want to give anyone the satisfaction to woooosh me in case it's a joke."

Person A: There is a fly in my soup.

Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's a raisin.

Person A: We should dine-n-dash.

Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's illegal and a dick move.

Person A: I'm always eating my greens but don't lose weight.

Person B: Woooosh on me, but I don't think it works like that.