Alan

Alan’s are frequently insecure people Alan and will rarely keep their word. Lying ; omission , stretching the truth comes naturally to Alan. Expert at diverting direct questions. Self reflection ; is not possible , it is too painful.

Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.

Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.

Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .

Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .

Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.

I know this because I am Alan

Alan can be very unpredictable .