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an event or object which leaves you feeling both proud and ashamed.
I can't believe I ate a whole wheel of cheddar I'm so prashamed
I didnt think taking a dirty sanchez would make me feel this way I'm so prashamed.
Did you see Bob's face after Sandra told everyone she loves to play him like a rusty trombone ? he didnt know if to be proud of himself or ashamed of her. Definitely prashamed.
When someone's life is cancelled by cancer, whether it be real physical cancer, or media content.
"Oh gross I have liver cancer. Guess my life is cancerlled"
"omg did you see what that politician said about issue thingymabob, today is CANCERLLED"
For when a comment meme or phrase or anything leave you feeling personally attacked because you relate so much to it
"I resentble this it's so me"
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A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.
"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"
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To waste time by playing with yourself in a hedonistic but ultimately pointless way.
"Some people think all I do is procrasturbate because I sit here telling myself I'm the only one who can be right and it makes me hard"
"I was going to watch a documentary on our planet to help inspire me for my thesis, but then I saw that skinflixxxx had a free ten minute preview so I ended up procrasturbating"
"That guy Kevin is such a procrasturbater, all he does is sit around playing sad classical music drinking gin whilst crying that nobody likes him"
A way for 'bros' and 'brah's to say 'Hello can you please introduce me to this 'bro' or 'brah' or 'fine female' or 'ho'
Chad : "Yo Tyrone, who is that over there? They look fine and lit!"
Tyrone : "sup Chad, yeah they goooooood, I'll introdude you brah"
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