High Bunch of Five

The act of tricking an annoying person mid-high five by making a fist and connecting with their nose instead of their awaiting hand and making it look like an accident.

A High Bunch of Five is a response to someone who constantly raises their hand in your face in anticipation of a high-five and gushes metaphorically: "Gosh - aren't i brilliant and clever?"

Should be followed with a remorsful looking 'Whoops! How did that happen?' expression.

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Gimme 6

The act of raising your hand in a high five fashion to a stupid person but accompanied by the phrase: Gimme 6!" instead of : "Gimme 5!"

A 'Gimme 6' is a subtle and clever way of insinuating that someone you dislike is an inbred, without actually saying: "You're an inbred!"

If the inbred becomes suspicious, you can easily feign innonence and worm your way out of it by counting: "one, two, three, four, five." fingers one hand, then: "ten, nine, eight, seven, SIX!" on the other, then saying: "See? SIX!" Because they are an inbred they will buy it.

This works on their hand as well as yours.

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