Shit Rape

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.

The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.

Arby’s

We Have The Meats!

Arby’s We Have The Meats!

Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

Huachimingo

Some weird ass rabbit creature from the Chilean puppet show called 31 Minutos. It is a grey rabbit with “spots” all over it. You may think they’re spots are natural, but they’re actually tattoos as revealed in 31 Minutos: La Película.

Percy: Where’s Con?

Eamonn: He fled to Chile to live among the Huachimingos. Bastard is going to regret it when he sees how they get their ”spots”.

Buttweed

A weed cigarette that you put between your asscheeks and suck in.

Dave: Girl, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Sheila: No. what happened?

Dave: He got arrested for smoking buttweed while driving.

Mate

A word that an Australian says.

“What’s up, mate?” Said the Australian man.

Vector

OH YEAH!!!!

“VECTOR! That’s me, ‘cause I’m committing crimes, with both direction... and… MAGNITUDE! OH YEAH!!!!”