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President of Ireland. ð®ðªð®ðªð®ðª
âMichael D. Higgins is the best president of Ireland!â
A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they donât die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of âSayonara retards!â, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they donât reply, thatâs when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
One thing about Trumpâ¦
His name fits him perfectly:
Demented
Orange
Neurotic
Asinine
Lying
Dickhead
Jerkoff
Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi
Toxic
Rude
Useless
Moronic
Putz
âDo you not know what Donald John Trumpâs name fully means? Donât? Hereâs the answer.â
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A usually huge obese male that sits down on the couch all day playing games and gorging himself on whatever junk food and drink he loves. Completely unable to support himself so he leeches off other poor bastards in his life. Also has his unfortunate neighbor or mother get his groceries because he isnât very industrious. And he forces his friends to go on the streets and kidnap hot young women ranging from the ages 18 to 36 to turn into his personal slaves that will do everything he wants them to do, all because he canât get up off his fat ass to do the dirty work for himself. And will likely meet his end at the hands of his slave when she wraps a rope, chain, or his oversized belt around his fat neck and strangles him to death. Hutts range from the ages 24 to 60. Ultimately hutts are the scummiest human beings to walk the face of the Earth. Hutts get their name from Jabba The Hutt who is a character from Star Wars.
Reporter: Last night twenty-six year old Merinda Cortez of Albany, Georgia dissapeared from her Avondale home after leaving to pick up her boyfriend in Whispering Pines. The police investigating tell us that this might be a possible kidnapping.
Patrick: Those fucking hutts are at it again.
When you get so wasted or high that you witness someoneâs nipples come to life and start talking to you.
Tim: *Takes one look at Angelicaâs tits.*
Angelicaâs tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*
Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!